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Eye witness reports seeing the President during his morning run though Washington D.C. naked. At first no one took notices as the public made their way to work. As the morning commuters made their way to work they started to notice that the President was running naked. This cause a number of accidents ,while an elderly women gave chase after the President as for the secrete service they were no match for the women chasing after the President. She took them down with her prune juice and she to took her clothes off while running after him.As the public and commuters started calling into police station the 911 system went down for a short time.